champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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