I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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