We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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