they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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