Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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