You're my little dorito
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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