The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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