Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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