i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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