Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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