he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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