Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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