Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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