Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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