I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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