"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I fill condoms, not promises.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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