don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Who died my cat blue again?
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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