Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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