You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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