this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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