thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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