Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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