Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
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