: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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