We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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