talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
Michael Bay diarrhea
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
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