is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
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The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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