Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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