so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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