How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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