Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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