Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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