Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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