I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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