I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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