it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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