So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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