I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
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