eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
this is an emotional support booty call
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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