So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
i dont even know how to be here
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
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