Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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