found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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