i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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