But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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