we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
Randomize