when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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