Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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