Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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