so let's talk penis.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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