Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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