addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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