Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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