This is not my ceiling
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Sorry about my life...
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Randomize
