Whod you bang
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
send nudes
from the living room?
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