That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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