How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Randomize
